-JOHN'S POV-
I'm screwed. I get home from a long day of torture to find a small note that read: HEY DUDE! LETS PLAY A LITTLE GAME. IM HIDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH A LOADED NERF GUN AND THERE IS ANOTHER ONE BY THE DOOR. LOSER HAS TO DO WHATEVER THE WINNER WANTS THEM TO DO.
GOOD FUCKING LUCK
~DS
Just perfect right? I would much rather go to Rose's house and watch her knit for 4 days straight. Did I mention that I hated this? Cause I do.
I decide to suck it up and take my defeat like a man. I open the door and BANG!! I was being shot at. Funny thing was not one of the foam bullets fit me. "Dave! This isn't necessary!" I shouted to the blonde behind the table.
"John, this shit is as necessary as life. Now hurry up and lose." I sighed. If anyone was gonna do this it would be Dave goddamn Strider. I just stood in a daze thinking of all the things I could be doing. And the I get hit. In the thigh. By his stupid foam bullet. Dave starts laughing his head off while I stand in place, glaring right through to his eyes. I sighed again.
"Dave rea-" I get cut off
"Accept defeat, Egbert. Now you have to do whatever I say." I got a chills when he said that. Knowing Dave, he would probably make me eat worms, or lick mold or something gross like that.
"Fine Dave. What do you want me to do?" Then he gives me a weird smile. As if he were planning something.
"John admit to being gay."
"What? But I'm not."
"Egbert do it."
"But I'm not gay"
"Say it with me John: I, John Egbert am gay and I like Dave Strider." Like all those 'hood ratchet' movies would say: Guuuurrrlll he did not!. I mean I do like Dave, but hell. I wasn't gonna tell him!
"What? Hell no."
"C'mon Jooohhnnnnn" Dave was being a real pain in the ass. I took myself upstair with Dave trailing me.
"Dave, what do you want man? Go away."
"John I want you to say it."
"Say what? That I'm gay?"
"No..."
"Then what Dave?" Dave sighed deeply and took off his shades. You can tell that things got serious because Dave never takes his shades off. Ever.
"Answer my question, John.... Do you like me?" I just about died of shock. My mind was spinning with things. Why would he ask that? Did Rose tell him? Dammit. Shit just got confusing.
"W-Why do you ask? Did Rose say something? Dang, I be-" Dave leaned over and kissed me.
-DAVE'S POV-
Well shit. This was happening. My apperance was calm and collected but my heart was all: Oh Mr. Egbert-sama~ You make my kokoro(heart) go dokidoki(heartbeat)~. I mean John can't tell that my insides are exploding so I guess we're good. Of course, John went full panic mode. I can't admit to it fully but I really like John. He was so... Himself. I really like that about him.
I let go of his lips. His cheeks were all red and stuff and his ears man. They were pink. Dammit Mr. Egbert-senpai. "You okay John?"
"Uh... Y-yeah.."
"Then answer my question."
"What? Uh... I guess... I uh... Yes...." I put my shades on him and rested my head on his shoulder.
"I like you too John"
THE END!!
I LIKE HOW THIS ONE CAME OUT. I LOVE THIS SHIP.... WAIT I LOVE ALL SHIPS.. EXCEPT THE ONES I DON'T LIKE! LAWL(*^ワ^*) GOD IM SO BEHIND IN HOMESTUCK. IM IN ACT 6.
JUST ACT 6!!??!?!? REALLY OTAKUB-CHAN!?
YES I KNOW!! DON'T RUB IT IN!!ヘ(。□°)ヘ
ENJOY YOUR GAY BOYS PEEPS!!!
DUCES
~Otaku_Business(wattpad)/ WassaWassap(deviantart)
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-Mituna's POV-
I invited Tulip to go skate boarding with me tomorrow. Ever since the incodent I haven't been able to skate like I used to be able to so Latula was reteaching me. I can only have the rad-est girl I know teach me. I mean for a rad dude like me...... Moving on, Kurloz and I are about to go board shopping because I broke hers when I wiped out. I had trying to impress Latula.
~Timeskip brought to you by the Llamas of Space~ (ARRIVED AT SKATE BOARD SHOP)
We walk into the large shop. It smells like old cleaners and wax. I look around. This place is fucking awesome! Latula definitely would like this. I skip down the aisles of yellow boards like a three year old in a candy shop. Kurloz points out the one with the bees on it. I look the racks up and down but I don't see anything interesting. "Kurlo2.... I don't 2ee any2ing rad." I sigh. He signs that maybe the good stuff is in the back and we should look there, so I agree and we trek back there.
Again nothing 'speaks to me'. Suddenly Kurloz's phone goes off. He signs that Meulin needs help and he must leave. We say our good byes and I'm left alone. I sigh. Even Kurloz has a matesprit but I don't. I'm a hopeless romantic. I walk over to the turquoise blue section. They all remind me of Tulip. I blush my yellow blush. I have a little flush crush on her, but I couldn't tell her that. I look up at the top of the rack and I see the one. It was yellow with turquoise stripes. Or turquoise with yellow stripes. I don't really know. Latula would love that. I reach for it with all my bee power and nearly tripped on my way down which received so weird looks but who gives a fuck.
~Timeskip because I am lazy~ (SKATE BOARD IS PURCHASED)
I stand at the entrance of the skate park waiting for Latula. I really hope shes not mad at me. I mean I almost hit her in the face last time. Correction, I did hit her in the face. "HEY TUNA!!! ARE YOU OKAY? KURLZ SAID YOU WERE DOWN IN THE DUMPS MAN. I HOPE YOUR NOT UPSET STILL ABOUT BREAKING MY BOARD, CAUSE THAT'S IN THE PAST. YA KNOW." I start blushing. I don't know how to give the gift to her. Do I just hand it to her? Should I have brought flowers?
"Uh... Hey Tula.. I-I have this f-for you.." I extend my hands with the new skate board. "Sorry that I broke the last one..." Of course, I'm as yellow as a yellow tomato. But then she starts blushing. Then she leans over and kisses my cheek
"ITS REALLY PRETTY TUNA. THANKS!" Speechless is the only word that can describe me right now. I lean over and kiss her cheek in return
"I'm flushed for you, Latula...." Ok, now shes speechless. I think I broke her, "L-latula?" Then she jumps and looks away blushing a really deep turquoise.
"I-IM FLUSHED FOR YOU TOO MITUNA."
THE END
WELL SHIT THAT TOOK ME WAS TOO LONG. I WAS SO BUSY =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ヘ( ´Д')ノ GOSH DO I LOVE THIS SHIP. ITS SO SAD AND ADORABLE (‐^▽^‐)ERMAHGERD I JUST LOVE IT!!
Ok I will see you lovelies later!!
Bye Bye (´▽'ʃƪ)
~Otaku_Business